You see a house in the distnance. Walking up you see an old door at the front. There's a circular window at the top of the house. [[Inspect House->House]] [[Inspect Door->Door]] [[Inspect Window->Window]] [[Use door]] [[Use Window]]i looks da text box [[Start]] You try the old door knob. Its locked and the door creaks. You look down at the doormat in defeat. [[Inspect Doormat|Doormat]] [[Retrun|Start]] ...How? [[inspect|Window]] The house is clearly old, the paint is peeling, and the grass is overgrown. [[Return|Start]]Theres an old wooden door, its hinges are crooked and rusty. There isn't much keeping it on. There is a keyhole in the door.There is a door mat that says Zork! Must be a reference. [[Use door]] [[Inspect Doormat|Doormat]] [[Inspect keyhole|Keyhole]] [[Zork!]] [[Return|Start]]The window says "break me" oooooh hes goating you. You see a rock standing there against the house. Useful for later...except you don't have pockets. So you need to use it now if you want. [[use rock on window|broken window]] [[leave rock|Start]] [[talk to the rock?|Rock]]You lift the doormat and find a key! You do to add it to your pocket and remember you don't have any. Darn. [[Use Key|Door open]] [[Leave Key|Door]] You explode [[return|Start]]Before you is a living room. The furniture old and eclectic. A dull shine gleams in your eyes. Before you you see it. The family computer. You sit infront the ancient beast of an IBM. What do you do? [[load game]] [[divide by zero|Zork!]] [[do your homework]] There is a living room of the other side. You see a glimmer of your prize before you. [[return|Door]] You load in your favorite game Zork! and play until the small hours of the night. Ah if only your own reality was a text based advenutre game the emphasized non-linear story telling. <marquee behavior="scroll" direction="left">Riiiiiiight?</marquee> [[finish game]]You begin your Digital Hummanities homework. These blog posts sure are a fun and dynamic way of expressing your ideas! [[Finish Homework]] [[Forget to Finish|Zork!]] OW! The words on the window change to say as you absolutely detroy his entire existance. Through the dead corpse of the window you see the entire...entirieor...enterirer... the inside part of the house. [[living room|Door open]] You talk to a rock. Congrats? [[return|Start]] [[continue talking]]What are we doing here? You talk to a rock. Now go on with the game. [[return|Start]] [[talk with the rock]]THE ROCK WON'T RESPOND PLEASE, I'll open the path to the ending just leave the rock alone! [[Ending]] [[Talk to rock]]You did it! You successfully wasted your time! Thanks for playing. (if:(history: where its name contains "talk with rock")'s length >= 2)[Really thank you] [[Start]]The rock doesn't asnwer and neither will I. [[talk with rock]] [[talk with rock]] (if:visits >= 15)[Hello?] (if:visits >= 20)[It's me the rock] (if:visits >= 25)[Thank you for talking with me] (if:visits >= 30)[It's been a while] (if:visits >= 35)[I think that's all I have to say really] (if:visits >= 40)[Thank you] (if:visits >= 41)[[[Ending]]]You finish Zork! after multiple failures you win the only way you know how. Giving up. You go to bed in your Zork! pajammas and your Zork! bed and dream of Zork! [[Zork!]] [[Ending]] You did it! One blog post submitted on time. Good job. You're going to go far! Now go out there and seize the day...oh I mean night. That took a while. Probably should have eased up on the fancy blocks and HTML. [[Ending]] tpye ifndutntYou did it! You successfully wasted your time! Thanks for playing. (if:(history: where its name contains "talk with rock")'s length >= 2)[Really thank you] [[Start]]